Shot at Love With Andrew Martini

Future show planned for when Tila gets too old for her show.

Person A: Did you watch Shot at Love With Andrew Martini last night?
Person B: No, who got kicked off?
Person A: He kicked off that fat guy Austin, and that weird girl Allison!
Person B: Thank god! That Austin kid was freaking weird!

by AndrewMartini June 24, 2008

martinelli's toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

"Hey look, you have a martinelli's toe!"

by nanobot95 September 8, 2010

martin

A boy who likes video games, goes for ginger girls (usually people named Sarah) and is usually fat

Hey he's fat, must be martin

by frigy April 13, 2017

Martin

Martin is a very cold hearted person the kind that would tell you to go kill youself. Martins are also the popular boys at school with a bunch of friends that follow him

Ughhh martin is so mean

by Ashley carho March 3, 2019

jack martin

The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.

Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!

by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017

Gay martin

He is a gay man who steals children at hospitals

please stop that gay Martin

by Dadisgay April 1, 2020

martini glass shape

the horrid shape of women with love handles, a gut, and absolutely no ass; the opposite of the hourglass shape

I hate chicks with the martini glass shape. If I could put the fat in their midsection in their ass, this would be a perfect world.

by 2014_chiguy December 23, 2007