Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.

Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.

by whitewolf91 April 19, 2021

Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.

"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"

by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021

Johnny

Slang for someone with a huge ego. They typically surf or skateboard and have long hair . you can only be aJohnny if you are male. Aka douchebag

I broke up with my boyfriend because he was such a Johnny

by Mast3rBu1lder May 11, 2021

Johnny

Cooler than Abi

Johnny is cooler than Abi

by totallyradjohnny May 13, 2021

johnne

A johnne is a demonized man, aka a badass, he can be any skin color or race, doesn’t matter he is the leader and higher ups of the boys, he is a JOHNNE

That boy is a johnne

by Jonhhe May 17, 2021

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021