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john derick

John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
"Oh he's funny, his name must be John Derick"
by anonymous152666 April 1, 2019
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John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day
Damn look it's John Bermo
by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019
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John Wick’d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
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mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.
“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”
by wobert r January 6, 2018
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John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*
by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
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John wade

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born
You have such a John Wade
by DaCLAW February 12, 2020
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John Pablo

A boy that gets more girls then his dad and he is VERY attractive and he is my son so treat him nice ok and he is thiccc🍑
Oh Wow John Pablo is THICCC🍑😭
by Thatwavyboi May 18, 2020
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