(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.
"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"
"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013
Get the Original Johnmug. (Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.
by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017
Get the John Wick’dmug. Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.
John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.
by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023
Get the John Chanmug. The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018
Get the John Barbermug. A Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Whatever phobic, (name all kinds of discrimination here) male that lives in the United States. Will most likely be a redneck, and a Cracker.
Person 1: I love men.
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!
by UrMomGay.gov December 5, 2021
Get the John Charlesmug. Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"
Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."
Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."
Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."
Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."
Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."
by Dubya14 November 25, 2013
Get the futon johnmug. by wobert r January 6, 2018
Get the mary johnmug.