Prema-Jizz

The semen that comes out when you prematurely ejaculate

The Prema-Jizz got everywhere becuase i wasnt ready

by dickmonger March 4, 2009

Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex

Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum

by Guy92 March 25, 2010

Jizz Kissed

To Get Kissed By A Girl After She Gives Oral Sex To Another man and swallows his cum.

Yo Dude U just Got Jizz Kissed.

by Sherfo June 19, 2009

Jizz Burger

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.

"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2

by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009

Jizz Soup

a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools

Man, that Jizz Soup today at school was the best!

by 190 Loads November 22, 2011

Jizz-Man

A man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. Is often a man who crys during sex, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him

"dude you got your ass kicked!"

"well at least my ass wasnt as torn up as the Jizz-Man!"

by Bantasaur October 18, 2011

insta jizz

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"

by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011