You're not an authority

On what does or does not need to happen. Did or didn't. Should or should not.

Hym "You're not an authority on the text you are invoking. That's what a charlatan does. They make themselves an authority over the text and then they use that authority to purport that said authority supercedes the text or the authorship."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

psst.. you're gay

what to say to someone when their nose turns into a neturon star.

Human 1: shit my nose turned into a star
Human 2: psst.. you're gay
Human 1: *gasp* I am

Human 2: wait what-

by school_chromebook_user December 19, 2025

and you're laughing

Something done with great ease, similar to 'laughing all the way to the bank'

(In regards to breaking into someplace) "Grab some lockpicks and a disguise and you're laughing"

by moosetwin December 26, 2025

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

yep, you're banned

Sarcastic reply to a fat joke that was not intended to be rude, and was found funny by the recipient of said joke. The phrase is a reference to the steamer caseoh_ eho gets angry abandoned who makes a fat joke in his chat.

"Bro looks like a 1x1 Lego brick"
"Yep, you're banned haha"

by Agent_Z February 28, 2024

You're assholes

No... No. It's not the devaluation of human life...

Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

scoopin' what you're poopin'

Picking up what someone is putting down.

-"You get what I'm saying?"

-"I'm scoopin' what you're poopin'."

by AHixson March 8, 2024