by honk it, girl June 25, 2022

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

by ggbro95 January 28, 2023


by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby
by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024
