grantfact

A made-up fact that the user is attempting to pass off as an actual fact in order to win an argument or sound smart.

Alex- "I was arguing with a buddy yesterday and he said that crab was originally spelled with a K"
JP - "Sounds like a grantfact to me"

by Vedders November 14, 2017

Grants Cum Flourish

The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.

The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.

His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms

Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Grantasy

A fetish where a younger man fantasises about a GILF, a Grandmother or a woman who is old enough to be a grandmother but is also attractive.

Look at that woman (50 years old), she is my ultimate grantasy.

by GILF r Tops March 16, 2019

Grantjamima

Lamp

Grantjamima lamp lamp potato skkrt baxing

by Pacman-ish October 16, 2020

granture

the past tense of grant.
yes it’s a real fucking word shut up.

“my mother grantured me permission to come out.”

by hoekay January 9, 2021

Granth

Hottest person you ever gonna meet

He is very caring and loving when it comes to friends.

He loves to be loved

Also he's very good in bed

Why are you sad , Granth it up a little.

by Gonuu November 22, 2021

Granthika

Prettiest human in the world and has such Amazingly engaging eyes.
Extremely kind and caring and Gorgeous and thoughtful and smart.
Very strong-willed and has the BEST fashion sense.
Always looks out for her friends.
Talking to her can genuinely make your day so much better.
To sum it up, She is the best thing that can happen to anyone.

She is literally perfect! She must be Granthika

by Granthika's admirer November 26, 2021