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Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .
Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay
by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018
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Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.
Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."
by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018
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flat minor

It’s a woman ( or man ) under 18 who is not fully developed in the chest area.
Wow that’s a flat minor!
by readysethaction July 1, 2018
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FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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flat spoon

Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
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Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
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flat

a person who do to much and dosent get any attention from it.
you act so flat.omg
by americaslay1010 March 20, 2018
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