fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.

"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann

by confuzyon March 29, 2017

Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.

"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"

by CockMan79 May 12, 2009

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.

Our farts just tossed a fart salad

by godz_comic November 4, 2017

Mc fart

Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger

I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart

by Pisoglendis July 31, 2018

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009