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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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heimlich maneuver fail

When you fail to perform the Heimlich maneuver and end up fucking the entire life.
by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023
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WG Fail

When a a person tells a person or group of people about someone that they made up
My friend pulled a huge WG Fail when he told me about a girl he met.
by Tim Tam Boshi May 25, 2017
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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.
Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.
by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016
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Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.
Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
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fails at life

randal bond loves boys and fails at life
hey thats randall

yeah he fails at life he fucks guys lololol
by biggayfagyholedoodle October 18, 2010
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