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he is a douchebag!!!
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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
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DoucheBaller

The origins of doucheBaller as a word came about in a bar conversation in Redondo Beach, Ca in 2019 about TRUMP.

"He's got his own plane, Trumps a baller. Yeah, but he's kind of a douche." It went back and forth until the drunk word emerged. Beers aside, we all know a few doucheballers. Its not a jealouse thing, its just a thing.

A total douche, that is also kind-of-a-baller... or thinks he or she is a baller, but is actually a total douche! It helps to dress the part!

Lets face it, "all lives well lived have doucheballer moments." Its not all negative. Be the best doucheball you can be! Doucheballer can be asprational as well!

Some that are more baller than douche.
Yeah, he's got some money, but he's a total doucheballer.
by Doucheballer September 21, 2020
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punctum douchebag

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
by loiterer August 26, 2009
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spazzing douchebag

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"
by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011
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Accidental Douchebag Voice

ADV for short.

Male equivalent of a "RBF" or resting bitch face. Could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag.
Poor Johnny, he's always getting misunderstood cause of his Accidental Douchebag Voice (ADV).

Yeah, Thomas has severe ADV. He got punched once just cause of his accidental douchebag voice.
by Aunt Belflo October 14, 2016
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