by donkeyhonky May 21, 2018
Get the mammoth donkey mug.1) An individual, who secretly obtains a large component of himself, in which is kept in his bottoms.
2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".
3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.
4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).
5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.
6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
2) A male specimen, in which manifests/harbors such goods, that women would announce him as, "severely endowed".
3) "Donkey Dick", may also be known, as a woman's best friend, preferably known as the most perfect guy on earth. Yes, perfection may not exist, but this one loving individual, would be known as perfectly imperfect, in many peoples eyes. Other than the obvious satisfaction, from looking into this individuals boxers, he also provides many other satisfactory traits, these may go as follows; fantastic best friend, cutest person known to man, etc. This very special person, may also be seen as a lifesaver, as he has helped to keep the weakest ones strong in their hour of need and for that, he shall be forever thanked.
4) Although this person has managed to obtain, so many qualities, he can also be the most infuriating person on the planet, his constant need for sexual desire, noted here ;).
5) As well as being infuriating, this individual, could also be referred to as influential, because they have manage to influence people into making right decisions in life, rather than making them go off on a tangent and taking the wrong pathways.
6) Finally, this person, could also be described as extremely intelligent, due to some of the things they discuss, when they may not realize it for themselves, and no matter what they think, there are so many people proud of them.
1) "Oh wow, that person over there, must manifest a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
2) "Looks like I've only gone and found myself a Donkey Dick".
by bigbootyhoe96 October 20, 2014
Get the Donkey Dick mug.1. A character in the video game Donkey Kong, who throws barrels at Jumpman (who later evolved into Mario), in an attempt to stop him from getting at the princess who he had kidnapped from Jumpman.
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
2. A very popular video game, considered to be one of the best of the century, although Tetris is frequently ranked higher on lists. The gameplay involved jumping over barrels, and climbing up ladders, to rescue the princess, who did not happen to be in another castle. The game was made famous for good graphics and its amazing gameplay.
3. A compliment to a paticularly good video game. The opposite is "not Donkey Kong".
1. Donkey Kong was walking around, when he saw Jumpman. Agressively, Donkey Kong threw a barrel at Jumpman, who could not dodge it in time. Jumpman died.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"
"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"
"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."
"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"
"Awesome!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
2. "So, I was playing Donkey Kong, and I jumped over two barrels in a row, but the third one hit me. But at least I set a new highscore!"
3. "Wow, Final Fantasy I was totally Donkey Kong!"
"Yeah, but World of Warcraft was so not Donkey Kong!"
"Eh, I didn't get a chance to play it, I'm a retrogamer. It's pretty much safe to say all the new games are not Donkey Kong."
"Whoa, I'm a retrogamer too!"
"Awesome!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006
Get the Donkey Kong mug.The Swamp Donkey is not to be mixed with the definition of Swamp Donkey, as The Swamp Donkey is a sex position only used when the male and female are both in the bath (swamp) where the male is the giver and the female is the receiver. while in this action the female must act like a donkey while the male sits back and relaxes.
by PoonSlayer27 December 30, 2011
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Get the bomb donkey mug.a slave who carries ilicit materials for his master, colloquially used to refer to any road worker or laborer.
by steve January 16, 2004
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