coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Cajones

1. Balls
2. nuts
3. A man's precious jewels

She kicked my cajones so hard that was delirious for 10 minutes

by nitrawwf October 5, 2018

Colonial tendency

A tendency to force assimilation regimes upon the masses with tactics such as violence, coercion and fellandering.

Wow that Aussie sure has been trying to colonise me all day, he really has a colonial tendency

by Ms.she. November 4, 2018

Coconuts

Coconut is a term for boobs.

Jesus she got coconuts.

by Cctfrfexded November 22, 2018

Colonisphere

The approximately hemispherical region above the ground that forms around a person after they pass gas.

Pronounced Co-Lahn-iss-fear

"Hey, want some more broccoli?"
:Pffffft:
"Uh, no. That's okay. I'm trying to stay out of your colonisphere."
"Yeah, sorry about that."

by Sarginitial January 15, 2019

Colonel Sanders

When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".

Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.

by Nastyneeder February 8, 2019