butter cake

when a girl has everything going for her except her ability to bake a cake

bro 1: I met a chick last night, great body, cute face, awesome personality. but when we went back to her house her cake game was poor as hell.
bro 2: no point in calling a butter cake back

by sausage June 2, 2015

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

by zk840 May 1, 2011

SAVED THE CAKE

When working on a team, one or more team members comes up with either an action or plan that takes the project out of the $hitter and makes everyone look good. This term can be used for team sports where one or more players makes a turn-around play that the outcome makes the team look good.

I thought for sure we were gonna get canned for wasting company time, but man, your idea to (fill in the blank)really saved the cake!

by thurD4 October 6, 2009

Bebe Cakes

Bebe Cakes is a company that takes a modern spin on diaper cakes which are stacked useable baby necessities shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room. lovebebecakes.com

Bebe Cakes makes the BEST modern diaper cakes.

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011