Mackenzie Bales

Best friend in the whole wide world, lives in AZ, gives best pep talks, kind, athletic, and overall awesome

Girl 1: ohhh is that Mackenzie bales? She must be sooo nice

by Humanhumanhuman June 25, 2020

The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.

"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."

by warm water October 24, 2020

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

andrew bales

A good young man who shall someday be a decent camper if he listens to a certain complete idiot

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

IG Bless

IG bless means being blessed by God beyond one man or the all universe.

That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless

by IG Bless November 28, 2020

ig bless

When you are blessed by God beyond a man or the all universe
Written by IG

That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless

by IG Bless November 28, 2020