CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

A pissed off male, usually by the woman he is romatically involved with, who is about to let the world know that he is pissed off.

Girl, I think I am going to call the police this man is outside screamin' and hollerin'. I think he has a gun too. He is in CBM

by the crew April 11, 2003

BOYF

Boy Only You'd Fuck. Acronym used between girls to refer negatively to one another's boyfriends and as an extension one another's bad taste in guys. Similar to MILF.

I can't believe you're going out with Luke. He's such a loser.

Yeah he's a BOYF.

by Chuck Anklefucker January 5, 2010

boffed

The act of being crazy drunk.

"Grace was so boffed the other night!"

"Meghan was also boffed last night"

"Cory cannot get boffed"

"Fitzy is often boffed"

by Yellow sunglasses April 16, 2006

boyfriend

A type of person who was hired by the mafia to get in the way of all my girlfriends(hoes).

ME: hEY BABY
gIRL: HEY
bOY: i AM HER BOYFRIEND
mE: bACK OFF MY HOES!
bOY; (SCARED) OOOOH OKKKKK!

by p.i.m.p. November 20, 2003

boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player

allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac

by shwibby September 16, 2006

boyfriend shield

A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.

The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".

The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.

1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."

2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"

by Pasqal Veritude June 3, 2008

Boyfriend chameleon

The act of changing said hobbies, characteristics, opinions, interests, and views in order to be more appealing to your partner.

Aka : Blending into the background of the relationship to the point of becoming the same sex.

Girlfriend: I can't wait to go to Europe!
Boyfriend: don't leave me we have so much in common!
Friend: don't be such a boyfriend chameleon, get your balls back!

by Titty milk 2000 February 5, 2017