Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal

Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal

by Big d1ck bo1 December 8, 2021

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022