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Drake Bell 

Conceded asshole who has obsessive compulsive disorder over Justin Bieber. Spends more time talking about Justin then actually doing work. His music is terrible and the only high point in his life was when he was on Drake and Josh. Although Josh Peck was the real star of the show. He's talentless and should be working in an office answering tech-help calls but even that's to high of a name for him. He's a lowlife who feeds off of beliebers hate and can't recive the message that nobody actually likes him. His hair looks like a dirty mop from a high schools janitor closet and hes so pale he could be considered albino. He's currently hated by 48+ Million people, Justin Bieber, Milk Tyson and the rest of #FAM. He's going no where and has been stuck in the same routine for the past five years. #HelpDrakeBell
Person 1: Did you see Drake Bells tweet?
Person 2: Drake who?

Person 1: Drake Bell.

Person 2: Sorry. I only know of Taco-bell.

Person 1: He played Drake off of Drake and Josh.
Person 2: Oh. I liked Josh better anyways.
Drake Bell by ihatedrakebell January 16, 2014
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Guardian Bell 

A Guardian Bell is a small metal bell that attaches onto a motorcycle to ward off evil spirits. Guardian Bells have more of an effect when given as a gift.
"Legend has it that evil road spirits have been latching onto motorcycles for as long as bikes have been on the road. These spirits are responsible for mechanical problems and bad luck on a journey.

Legend goes on to say that, by attaching a guardian bell to your bike, the evil spirits will become trapped inside the guardian bell. There, the constant ringing will drive them insane, making them lose their grip until they fall to the ground."
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
Taco Bell by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
A mask any sensible roadman wears when he’s tryna do up an oppboy or Paigon. Sometimes a balaclava or bandana.
Step opp block and you know man came with that Bally
Bally by Perc. October 25, 2018

Nikki Bella 

Stephanie Nicole Garcia-Colace is an American professional wrestler, actress, and model signed to WWE under the ring name Nikki Bella, performing on the SmackDown brand.
Did you know that nikki bella was the longest reigning divas champion, with the record of 301 days?
Nikki Bella by Sarah Arabi December 31, 2016
Inspired by the decor of the Bellagio Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, NV - it is ornately fabulous, but not stuffy; overdressed but still hip.
I must say, William, your jacket is sooo bellage - it really compliments your Movado watch.
bellage by Unique Nuyorque October 9, 2012

Taco Bell Regret 

Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.
"What you are doing in there, Tom?"

"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"
Taco Bell Regret by El-Guapo April 15, 2013