beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

by PPratty February 23, 2020

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003

you're not better than anyone else

Some thing that idiots say. Who either don't have the brain cells or don't feel like coming up with something original to say. People who say this all of the time to everybody are usually pretty cliche human beings. They believe that everyone thinks they're better than everyone.

Person 1: Carey didn't clean the living room yet because she says that she has too much homework.

Person 2: Really Carrie? You're not better than anyone else.

by Calling out bs February 12, 2017

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

better records

Blowing some guy well. Better than expected by a high $ CPA.

The Dude kept "better records" than he thought.

by F.M. February 26, 2008