Baerista

A very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l

Baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. I better get his number.

by doucheski September 5, 2015

Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters

I want that cardboard badger for my hallway

by Bruce September 14, 2003

Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

by Almond oil September 1, 2010

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010

Bage

Bage is a Ciggerette, this is used infront of people who you can't tell them about you smoking

Come out for a bage? Lets Bage Up! Have you got any bages?

by Nevo D July 28, 2004

salty bagel

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

BadgerBadgerBadger

I great website, where we have changed the sayings into ways of rating women

Snake = Best
Snadger
Badger
Badgeroom
Mushroom = Worst

Shes a bit of a mushroom, i disagree, a Badgeroom!

by MrBadger May 12, 2004