Austin

The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.

Kid: Ewwww it’s austin!
Kid from the future: Don't worry he will turn out... eventually!

by Bobbysusie March 17, 2020

Austin

Austin is the kind of guy to want a 1997 subaru legacy station wagon

Michael: I want a 1997 suburu legacy station wagon
James: Don't be an Austin

by IHATEAUSTINGOODWIN January 26, 2022

austin bello

bassist of forever the sickest kids. very nice and friendly.

have you seen this 'Austin Bello' from FTSK?

No, not yet.
He's absolutely amazing!

by vitaku March 9, 2017

austin riffle

Biggest stoner in the world with a extreaty small penis

Austin riffle you look stoned and your dick is small as hell

by Austin riffle April 22, 2017

Austin

Biggest wang you’ve ever seen. Loves Indian women. Ultimately, a handsome guy.

I met a guy named Austin. Omg he was so hot!

by Ingeniousdefs January 18, 2018

Nick Austin

MY husband.....BACK OF WE TALK

A: Who is the person she's talking to?
B: it's her husband, Nick Austin

by nickaustinswife December 28, 2020

Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.

Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.

by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024