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alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after
by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017
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alasri

The kind of man you need in your life. A father-figure. Always punctual, highly disciplined, very understanding, caring and patient. He is handsome and cool. A happy guy too. He is also a complete geek when it comes to popular culture items like Star Wars, Marvel and DC comics, a bit of samurai-genred animations here and there...

He is always sweet with his loved ones and makes time for all of them whenever he can. He likes taking hikes and going on wild adventures. However, you don't wanna mess with him when he's angry. Especially not when he's watching his favourite show. Last, he loves the latest smart gadgets. And works hard enough to get them.
YO, who's that handsome guy with the neat looking shirt and smiles all the time? Oh, that's Alasri
by TallGirl5-0 December 27, 2017
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alastaja

Alastaja is the finest, cutest, sweetest girl ever. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde...

She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply.

A survivor.

She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun.

Her mind transcends those of her peers.

Her love? I felt that.

Her beauty? Unparalleled.

Her thoughts? Earth shattering.

Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed.

Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun.

Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible?

We might never know

Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
“alastaja”

*the heavens opened*
by thatrandomblackdude October 14, 2018
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Alaskan Pipeline

When you shit in a sock, freeze it, and use it as a melee weapon.
Ex. "Billy, I will beat you with an Alaskan pipeline!"
by Skyrim@21 October 3, 2019
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alaskan blowy

when a girl gives you a blow job and it drips in your mouth like snow.
i gave your girl and alaskan blowy last night. it dripped for a while
by tittiefucker6000 January 16, 2020
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Alaskan Taco

When you ejaculate into your girl’s vaginal regions then proceed to slide a ice cube into said regions followed by giving her oral sex and eating the ice cube
Dude last night Alaskan taco was dank
by Penismanjose April 2, 2020
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Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.
Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night
by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020
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