John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018

Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth

he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*

by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022

john gow

A modern day Pirate, but not just any pirate, a pokemon pirate. Sailing all around the world catching pokemon whilst also running 2 discord servers, he is a man to be admired. Some would call him super. Some would call him Super Johnny Gowser.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? no... it's Super John Gow!

by DieLowFlyPigeon January 24, 2018

John Breezy

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown

i woke up john breezy

by 13 yr old girl November 2, 2020

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

by j moony July 12, 2007

Wayne John

The pencil thief from space force.

WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.

by Fatcockdisorder69 June 1, 2020

John Rod

John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.

John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.

John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.

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by Craeg.v.c June 8, 2021