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Donald Trumps willy 

Donald trump is ONE OF A KIND. It’s a pretzel shape. Very ugly, tiny and poisonous.
P1: have you heard of Donald Trumps willy?

P2: YEAH ITS GROSS

wet willy 

A wet willy is a prank that involves wiping a stick of butter all over your dick and then sticking your dick into an unsuspecting victims ear when they are not looking. This prank was used commonly during the Great Depression Era to lift the spirits of out of work Americans and was recently revived when demonstrated in the 1980's sitcom "The Facts of Life", when Phil Drummond (of Different Strokes) came to visit the girls at their school.
"Natalie was so flattered by the attention she was recieving, she not only

forgave Phil for the WET WILLY, she also forgot she was so fat for a few

minutes."
wet willy by DNFles September 28, 2009

Silly Willy 

Silly Willy

The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.
Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.
Silly Willy by jones3jd January 4, 2010

sick willy 

To make ones willy sick or alternatively sick willies all round ye ho.
sick willy by SickWilly August 19, 2003

chocolate willy 

After anal sex, the man pulls his dick out covered in fecal material, and has the girl lick it off like its a chocolate popsicle.
Dude #1: Man, last night was great, i had the first chocolate willy i ever expirienced.
Dude #2: thats really gross dude.
chocolate willy by John Ramboz January 5, 2005

ultimate wet willy 

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
ultimate wet willy by J.D.N. August 13, 2006