Vagina wash

The act of getting your face “washed” by some female smashing her vagina on your face and moving back and forth over your face.

Angel gave Michael a vagina wash as a reward for a beautiful evening of dinner and dancing.

by Gumbo3420 November 4, 2022

wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks

Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!

by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022

Washed

Diego "Borrego" Gandara Torres

He is so washed
Diego Gandara Type shit?

by EVGRS February 25, 2025

Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man

Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash

by Jackparker January 7, 2019

Kentucky Nugget Wash

Using two oiled up midgets, preferably Mexican, and using them to slide along floors and clean up messes.

Used mainly in the kitchen and at Porn Shoots to clean up stray lines of spunk.

"Holy Fuck!" "It's everywhere" "I need a Kentucky Nugget Wash right FUCKIN NOW!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025