A Touch of Church 

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.

"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."

A Touch of Church by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018

Stomachs touching 

Starving, hungry, get me food

My stomachs touching dude lets get some chick fil a

Stomachs touching by K_guti3rr3z September 16, 2018

National Touchy Month

National Touchy Month is a month where everyday you and someone else make out with eachother, and touch eachother in freaky places, if you don’t do this? You’re gay and will end up lonely.

Hey don’t end up lonely it’s national touchy month!

National Touchy Month by Ollyoxenfree September 30, 2019

Gateway touch 

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

Gateway touch by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Love Touch 

When you're significant other can feel your love through touch

"How can you hate cuddling? It's the best form of love touch!"

Love Touch by lovetoucher27 November 17, 2019

Worldwide TouchStarved Day 

The day after National Horny Day--April 17th--because we realize falling for thirst traps doesn't get us anywhere.

I need a hug right now...

It's April 18th, you JUST missed worldwide touchstarved day

Worldwide TouchStarved Day by Quaysan April 16, 2020

Fecas Touch 

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

Fecas Touch by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020