the devils toothpaste

When a guy cums in a girl’s mouth. It’s the devil keeping your teeth healthy with the nutritious vitamins found in semen combined with an extra dose of naughty sin.

Guy one: “Dude, did you guys smash?”
Guy two: “Nah, I just gave her some of the devils toothpaste.”

by Theravenclaw November 1, 2017

toothpasting

Tooth pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.

Billy: Hey man have you been toothpasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.

by LeNewMeMe October 16, 2012

Toothpasting

A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.

Eric was really high from toothpasting.

by Karl Migren October 17, 2012

Toothpasting

A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.

Toothpasting is the shit!

by CapanSourblo October 22, 2012

Toothpasting

the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle

"Dude, did she catch you"
"Nah, i just skipped toothpasting"

by mattkitchens July 9, 2015

Toothpasting

When you apply toothpast to your penis in order to cleanse it.

Man: Darn! I can't get these grass stains off my penis!
Man 2: ...Ever tried toothpasting?

by Milky Susan May 19, 2017

two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 29, 2003