tachi

a tik tok creator who posts mostly about bungou stray dogs. their posts can range from funny to VERY concerning. they suffer from the horrible condition called reading ed sheeran x reader fanfics for enjoyment and have trouble coping with some of their k!nks.

overall though, tachi is super cool. they deserve the entire world.

yo have you met tachi?

yeah they’re so nice! I wish i could be as cool as they are.

by tachiharasbandaid April 1, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.

They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.

by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021

tech support

Tech support is an indian man who fixes your computer and has a lot of ligma. I'm sorry tech support but you have excess ligma in your body. You also get trolled very often and you are a scammer. Sorry! I don't want to get scammed!

OMG... I just got scammed by someone....
Who was the scammer? John? Tohn?
No, but TECH SUPPORT scammed me.

by sailorurxnus May 26, 2021

tachiharaslvr

a perfect hot ass mfer, we’re all living in their world

me; ‘i love her so much. they’re the best person ever’
person: who?
me: “tachiharaslvr duh”

by hate_everyone June 15, 2021

tachiharafck

The vastly regarded leader and founder of the Manolo Cult on the social media platform TikTok. Tachiharafck is widely recognized as one of the funniest and most creative members of bsdtiktok. Tachiharafck is unilaterally obsessed with several fictional characters, including those originating from children’s movies. Tachiharafck has been considered “out of pocket” at times, and some may even deem them worthy of being detained in bsd jail. Tachiharafck is associated with their mutual shiguregirlfriend ( formerly known as artichokememommy ), and consistently has to keep them in check because of their extremely questionable content. Tachiharafck’s token catchphrase “in my camera roll” was created as a way to intimidate and scare shiguregirlfriend into posting less horrifying content. Tachiharafck is said to be “sexy and cool and solos your fave.”

“Hey are you mutuals with Tachiharafck on tiktok?”

“yeah I am actually! their super funny but they seem to have a weird thing for nostalgia inducing cartoon characters...”

by kanye east appreciator June 27, 2021