Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020

I’m cooked

When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall

Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.

by Kanye THE south April 22, 2024

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

savannah cook

she is a god, she is a cheerleader and is absolutely stunning but calls herself a rat. She does track and is one fast pepper!!! she is hilarious and amazing and if u ever need talk to someone, talk to savannah. she may be in drama sometimes but she isn’t toxic. She is blonde or brunette

catch phrases: GET NAY NAYED

Luke Cocoran: Savannah cook will u go out with me?

Savannah cook: YES! get nay nayed chelsea!!!!

by delanawasnthere November 6, 2019

cooked up niggaz

when you drive by some crack addicts on sunset boulevard

Mike: “Damn, did you see those cooked up niggaz we just drove by?”
Samantha: “Nope, I was busy giving you road head.”
Mike: “Yeah you were bitch!!! I didn’t say stop…”

by big papa blizzy November 20, 2023

Cook Garcia

Known for saying "Bai" all the time aswell as "Coos"

Hangs out with a faggle named Wesley.

Is a wannabe asian, with a crappy Green Honda.

Have pretty bad ass hair but still wanna be asain >.>

Cook Garcia: I go bai!

Wesley: coos, bai!

by hiddenleaf June 11, 2011