Take a Diane

When you take an extremely watery shit that smells so foul like death escaped your ass

I had Chipotle earlier today I hope I don't take a Diane in my pants tonight

by The Great TooZad November 25, 2020

Baam...take that!

An expression of extreme happiness after a tough task has been accomplished.

You have just sold another car for Evans Halshaw.
"Baam...take that!".

by oioipricey August 14, 2009

Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"

"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"

by Yep October 13, 2004

taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.

If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

shit taking

When one takes shit, it can also be referred to as shit taking. Generally a sociology term where women take shit from men, this is a Marxist feminist view.

Wendy: ah that Brenda is a pro at shit taking. Her husband totes makes her do everything including emotional work.
Carol: ha, shame she loves him. I'd tap that.

by Fartheadrye/bigcock. May 29, 2016