didn't see that coming

Hawkeye's old shield said this in "Age of Ultron."

Pietro: "Didn't see that coming."

by idiot *trademark* August 8, 2018

can't make a call on

It's a way to say that I can't make a decision

I can't make a call on who is more hot.

by HannahOops May 18, 2017

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

Don't pull a Chaney

To do something stupid, by their own free will. Usually endangering the person in some way.

"Dude, did you see John trip last night?"
"Yeah, he totally pulled a Chaney"

"Hey guys, I'm going to use this saw!"
"Be careful! Don't pull a Chaney!"

by AnonYMous September 4, 2013

don't make a cluck about it

Don't make a fucking big deal out of it. Don't lose your shit over it. Don't have a cow, dude.

If no one wants to kiki, don't make a cluck about it.

by whatsadencur May 6, 2015

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

The don't judge me challenge

A "challenge" that is specialized for arrogant, narcissistic & boring people. The challenge is to make fun of people that have certain ugly features, so they themselves can hide their true ugliness and after make new features hided by makeup. The person is wearing drawed features (That's by society) is called ugly like glasses, acne, dimpels & ugly eyebrows. They typically dance, or do some ugly faces. After that they put their hands on the camera and stop recording. They start putting a lot of makeup on, in the hope that will actually start looking pretty. And then start recording again, by starting with a hand over the screen.

(EX)Friend: Should we watch the don't judge me challenge? It is such a fun challenge, and I totally get surprised every time they turn out to be pretty

Me: I hope deep down that you get some help.

by SigneCrym June 27, 2017