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The Standish 

A Threesome between LapDog, Standish, and Alfredo, where LapDog fills a pool of semen in Standish's nose. Once the nasal cavity is filled, you seal it and shake it up like your average martini. Next, pour it into alfredo's mouth and gargle, swish, and swallow. Lastly, finger Alfredo's uvula until regurgitation and place it in a cup for Standish to enjoy as an afternoon refreshment.
The Standish- A threesome between a Jew, a Ho, and a Duck Boy
Do you even Standish?
She got so Standished last night.
The Standish by flopoched June 3, 2015
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stankhound 

A man who is attracted to very slutty women.
These women are so slutty, they stank.
When they see these women, they are instantly attracted to them because they think they will get laid easily.
A man will search the entire bar for them like a bloodhound traces an escaped prisoner.
Good Ole Matt was out last night running around the bar like a stankhound!
stankhound by riverboat27 September 20, 2009
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stankelicious 

Something that smells really bad (stank) but tastes delicious!.
That mystery meat burger your mama made was stankelicious!
A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.
Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.
standle by jaehys June 21, 2021

Nathan Stanish 

Teenage Quoran who is best known for their epicly defined biceps and posting face reveals all the time because he is secretly into himself. Many users make jokes about him looking like Tom Holland, the actor of Spiderman in MCU.
Nathan Stanish has almost 4k followers on Quora at this time.

wide bathroom stance 

an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.

Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.
I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.
Stanky Blizzard by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012