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Hannah Smith

That one girl who you'll swear is too good for you and you won't want to let her go.
Is that hannah smith!?!
Yeah it is!!
by Bubbagump458 December 15, 2022
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Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.
Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021
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Chad Smith

A world famous doxer, he has striken down many public figures, including xxxtentacion, fireking492, and mummykiller6789. You will know he is coming when you hear one of the two phrases, "a cyber tidal wave is coming" or "dread it, run from it, chad will arrive"

His appearance is somewhat distinguishable because of his large hunch back. Chad has gone into hiding recently and claims to be 6 foot with "bomb ass abs".

If you ever encounter chad, run.
Fireking is undergoing an attack from chad the doxer

FireKing492: Hey Chad Smith, F*CK you!!!!!!

Chad Smith: i will be back ejdhsjosbdgajsnfh......
by somerealassnigga123 July 1, 2018
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Cannoli Smith

hottest, sexiest man alive
referring to cannoli smith
"Fuck, you're Cannoli Smith."
"Cannoli Smith is so hot."
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Will Smith

When I see the opps I will Will Smith they goofy ass.
by Jashon McBride March 31, 2022
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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will smith

1) A phrase that means one plans to engage in the trade of metal treating in the future
2) Someone who is skilled at writing legal documents regarding the passage of one’s estate after death
3) To bitch slap someone in the way that Chris Rock was slapped at the 2022 Oscars
Apothecary: “So you’re almost done with your apothecary training! Ready to open your own shop in town?”
Apprentice: “Nah dogg apothecarying is boring AF. More like apothe-idontcare-ying. I think I will smith.”
Apothecary: “Shut your mouth, you scoundrel! If you dishonor my trade again, I’ll will smith you so hard you’ll wish you’d hired a will smith!”
by Nicholas D April 11, 2022
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