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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Season

A term used to express 1 year
If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly
by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021
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Seasoned tictac

Saying someone is a seasoned tictac is a very big insult, as seasoned tictacs are disgusting like put some salt, pepper and chilli flakes on tictacs that would be a nasty concoction.
Oi, Roadman ting you seasoned tictac
by Seasoned gal March 27, 2021
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Seasoning the Greens

Seasoning your weed by adding a pinch of coke
‘Put the coke inside the weed, them niggas seasoning the greens’ J.I.D
by TBtheILLMATIC March 27, 2021
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Selmon

To tell somebody/someone "do whatever you want to do" famously quoted by our beloved Salman Khan.
This term was coined by Kautuk Srivastava during the The Internet Said So podcast.
Have you done your homework?You can selmon now.
by Rohit Enwurd April 17, 2021
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seaman

when
o look at that, seaman
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seasonal relationship

A relationship that is only during a month or so
girl 1: me and my seasonal relationship are getting together again
by Mrs.frizzle May 11, 2021
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