Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
by Haha hahaha September 02, 2020
When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.
"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"
"Adds some spider fun!"
"Adds some spider fun!"
by SSSbiatch December 03, 2024
man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?
by Bull0cks July 01, 2014
A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse
They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
That Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a snitch whore bitch!
by Anyalatte September 05, 2016