smift

short for semi-fat, any state between slim and fat

damn, fat bob joined track and became smift in 3 months!

by birendra gangar September 7, 2012

China Smile

A low-brow comment used by thugs, pushers, and bouncers to describe slitting someone's throat with what ever sharp object is handy.

"He won't bother us again. I gave him a china smile."

by Rocketbilly March 26, 2009

monotone smile

A subtle smile without actually moving the mouth in any sort of way.

That was so funny I forgot to laugh. But don't worry, I let loose a monotone smile.

by missy4 May 5, 2009

smif

1. A firearm, usually semiautomatic. Also can be a pistol.
2. One of the rappers in the rap duo "Smif-n-Wessun", most famous for the song "Bucktown".

Person 1: Man you better be careful in that neighborhood.
Person 2: Don't worry about me, I'm good as long as I got my smif at my side.

Person 1: Rap today sucks, do you know any good rap artists?
Person 2: Yeah man, check out some stuff from smif n wessun, theyre pretty tight.

by Brrrrrrraaaat Young Buck November 8, 2006

smelfie

Sexy motherfuckin selfie

Jose took a smelfie and got so many likes on instagram

by jessinator May 12, 2015

choclate smile

when fucking a woman(or women)you stick your finger up her ass and wipe the shit on her upper lip.

by robbie robles May 9, 2003

Hairy smile

After performing an act of an Oral nature, one usually gets pubic hair stuck between one's teeth.

"Cracking Blow Job love, give us a hairy smile"

by Pete swinging meat November 18, 2004