snuffleupagus

An uncircumcised human male penis, especially one with an excess of foreskin in the unerect state; a man who possesses such a penis. Short form is "snuffie(s)".

So-called after the namesake character on a children's show sporting a large, dangling snout.

Why do you hate Snuffleupagus so much! OK, quick poll, girls... Do any of you actually prefer snuffies?

by Ethan42 October 16, 2006

Shuffling pancakes

The sound a fat person makes when they fart.

My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"

by W Keller September 8, 2006

smufflepuff

a deformed penis

Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast

by erica April 23, 2003

Souffle

A term used in online multiplayer video games in which all members of the opposing team are dead at the same time waiting to respawn. Occurs most frequently in 3 on 3 (and occasionally 4 on 4) deathmatches using a rocket launcher or other high damage weapon. Can be done by more than one person on your team but when accomplished by a single person it is known as a 'natural' souffle.

I whipped up a souffle on the blue team after all 3 of those noobs ran right into an air fuel grenade.

by PowerPlayGoal July 2, 2008

scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.

Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.

by ATXPLX August 22, 2008

shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

by Shotty rules December 4, 2015