Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

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your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped

Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped

by The heev April 15, 2018

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Ripping Fat Clouds

Something Katha and Max when they vape their juicy Salt Switches at the Afterhour.

A: "Oh look, there's Robin, let's see how he rips this cloud"
B: "OMG this cloud looks weak af"
A: "Yeah Katha and Max are Ripping Fat Clouds tho"
B: "Hell yeah, they're cool"

by MaximumCloudRipper December 2, 2022

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1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit

2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right

1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?

2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.

by JonnyMacBoi September 16, 2017

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RIP TN <3

When you have a night that is in honor of someone who died.

All love, Peace, and Happiness.

Rest in Power Tomorrow Night (RIP tonight)

(RIP TN <3)

RIP TN <3

Human: This is for A.
Human 2: Love It.
Human 3: Let's toast to that.
Human 4: Cheers!

Human 5: *Toasts Glass*
Human 6: *See You In Heaven.*
ALL: Ase!

by Aria A. Darling March 20, 2023

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