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penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus
"I put me penis in ass lastnight"
by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017
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attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’
Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!
by Og Onion God February 12, 2018
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Penis Cumlada

A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:

Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice

Adding ice

Blend until smooth

Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas

Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm

Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011
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Toe Penis

A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
Stephanie was deterred when her boyfriends toe penis shallowly scratched her interior.
by nickbevpool August 18, 2011
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Penis Attack

When you or someone attacks your penis when you or the other person is not looking.
“Guys! He’s getting penis attacked!”
by ?cupp¿ February 11, 2023
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Husband Penis

A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.
“My boyfriend has the perfect penis, I could fuck him all day.”
“That’s a husband penis.”
by Viokie October 4, 2021
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penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
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