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Peanut kisses

His peanut kisses were out of this world! His womb broom really got me off
by Likkittysplit January 23, 2023
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Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average
Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!
by frontflip January 14, 2024
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Skin Peanut

A flaccid Penis that resembles a peanut.
My boyfriend has a big ass dick, but when it shrinks down it looks just like a little skin peanut.
by Hot mitt January 30, 2024
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