sniff job

1. The action of sniffing one's balls or dick.

2. The action of sniffing one's vagina.

I gave Crystal a sniff job last night, it was smelly, man!

by Andrew Anonymous May 27, 2006

Jap Job

To give a sexual service as a women to a male japanese person, can consist of head or handjob, but it does not apply to any sexual contact (pussy and balls).

Jessica your such a slut, you gave peter (japanese male) a jap job, your such a whore.

by Prosey Wosey January 2, 2009

bleau job

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick

Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!

by mathswampman July 13, 2016

Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.

by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010

Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010

orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 2, 2009