A person who either had unrestricted access to the internet as a child, or became chronically online later, and experienced significant changes in personality and ability to function as a result.
The constant stream of information for more than ten hours a day, and bearing witness to the worst of humanity on a daily basis, can chip away at the mind until a person turns into something else entirely.
The most common trait is developing ideas, interests, and theories that no healthy human being would ever conceive of, and freely speaking about it like it’s normal.
Their speech patterns may mimic those seen on social media or forums to such an extreme that they cannot be understood in normal conversation. They may become hypersexual, extremely isolated, develop intense mood swings or a vestigial attention span, or adopt a general loathing and distrust toward other human beings. They may even become susceptible to ai psychosis, in which they view an LLM as a sentient being and prefer its company to real people.
Their condition may be reflected in a dramatic change in appearance, lack of hygiene, or squalid living conditions.
Named after a one-eyed gremlin-looking critter from Dungeons and Dragons, which is created when the deity Vecna curses a wizard for obtaining arcane knowledge they weren’t supposed to see. These creatures have been stripped of all their previous power and mental faculties, and even though they look creepy, you can’t help but feel bad for them.
The constant stream of information for more than ten hours a day, and bearing witness to the worst of humanity on a daily basis, can chip away at the mind until a person turns into something else entirely.
The most common trait is developing ideas, interests, and theories that no healthy human being would ever conceive of, and freely speaking about it like it’s normal.
Their speech patterns may mimic those seen on social media or forums to such an extreme that they cannot be understood in normal conversation. They may become hypersexual, extremely isolated, develop intense mood swings or a vestigial attention span, or adopt a general loathing and distrust toward other human beings. They may even become susceptible to ai psychosis, in which they view an LLM as a sentient being and prefer its company to real people.
Their condition may be reflected in a dramatic change in appearance, lack of hygiene, or squalid living conditions.
Named after a one-eyed gremlin-looking critter from Dungeons and Dragons, which is created when the deity Vecna curses a wizard for obtaining arcane knowledge they weren’t supposed to see. These creatures have been stripped of all their previous power and mental faculties, and even though they look creepy, you can’t help but feel bad for them.
1: Hey, I haven’t talked to Jim in a while, how’s he doing?
2: Don’t bother, guy’s a nothic now. Last time I spoke with him, he went on a manic rant about colorful pills, and a “genetic lottery,” and how he wanted all women to be lobotomized upon sexual maturity so the need for consent would be eliminated.
1: . . . What the fuck??
2: That’s what I was thinking. So I was completely honest with him, told him he sounded like he needed some serious help, like asap, but then he threw a shoe at me and yelled at me to “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, PERFORMATIVE SOYCUCK. YOUR SEED WILL NEVER BE SPREAD!” He almost spilled a piss bottle and tripped on his beard doing that. It’s down past his feet now.
1: Oh my god.
2: His roommate isn’t much better. He’s a misanthrope, and not even in, like, the ideological way, he genuinely wants to cause a mass extinction of people. He’s written dozens of whole articles about his fantasies on it, and pinned them all to his wall. He also stopped washing his hair because he thinks there’s “mind-controlling microbes” in the shampoo.
1: Is there anything we can do to help?
2: I’ve already called for a wellness check on them today. I love those guys, and I hope they can get better and lead a happy, healthy life someday, but sometimes you just gotta love people like that from a distance.
2: Don’t bother, guy’s a nothic now. Last time I spoke with him, he went on a manic rant about colorful pills, and a “genetic lottery,” and how he wanted all women to be lobotomized upon sexual maturity so the need for consent would be eliminated.
1: . . . What the fuck??
2: That’s what I was thinking. So I was completely honest with him, told him he sounded like he needed some serious help, like asap, but then he threw a shoe at me and yelled at me to “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, PERFORMATIVE SOYCUCK. YOUR SEED WILL NEVER BE SPREAD!” He almost spilled a piss bottle and tripped on his beard doing that. It’s down past his feet now.
1: Oh my god.
2: His roommate isn’t much better. He’s a misanthrope, and not even in, like, the ideological way, he genuinely wants to cause a mass extinction of people. He’s written dozens of whole articles about his fantasies on it, and pinned them all to his wall. He also stopped washing his hair because he thinks there’s “mind-controlling microbes” in the shampoo.
1: Is there anything we can do to help?
2: I’ve already called for a wellness check on them today. I love those guys, and I hope they can get better and lead a happy, healthy life someday, but sometimes you just gotta love people like that from a distance.
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