Get drunk from cheap vodka, after eating nothing else but toast bread for the last couple days. Then puking for several hours until nothing is left, but stomach juices.
by Sabaka January 25, 2019
Get the Sabaka drunkmug. Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.
Drunk bet
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."
The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.
Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."
Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .
by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017
Get the drunk betmug. by vrk27000 February 5, 2015
Get the drunk cakesmug. Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
Get the drunk Eddiemug. Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
Get the Dicking drunkmug. When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023
Get the Accidentally drunkmug. Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof1 September 24, 2017
Get the Drunk Amymug.