flirt n' fail

exactly what it sounds like.
"Did you seethe girl @ the bar making eyes for me?"

"No, but watching u flirt n' fail will be the highlight of my evening."
by PepperPotz December 06, 2009
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cruise 'n crack

When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.
"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.
by Scrillo August 04, 2011
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Boomin n bunkin

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Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
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squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)
by MalibuMan October 24, 2010
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rippin n sippin

This is what occurs after a long day at work. Usually to take place on that... back porch. Alternately, it could take place prior to going grape-ape on that.. baboon pussy.

More finitely defined, rippin n sippin is the act of smoking and drinking.
What did you do this weekend?

I was just rippin n sippin and trying to get at dat slat.
by seadonkey September 12, 2011
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wank n' tank

The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.
I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.
by emupop October 09, 2014
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