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Basic white mom

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.
That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.
Basic white mom by Deplorable4life September 10, 2018
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fuckin your mom

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved
fuckin your mom by godgody April 15, 2019

You’re Mom

Used to refer to someone’s mom
Dave - You’re mom

Mom - Yes I am
You’re Mom by 69 Is A Number August 28, 2019

soccer mom

A middle aged woman who is still trying to be the prep they were when they were kids. They try to hide everything from their "beautiful precious children" and anything that isn't christian is satanic. The children are not allowed to be individual, oh goodness no!!! And of course, they have big honkin' SUVs. And they wear sweatpants. Oh. My. Gosh.
Me: *listening to Nirvana*

Soccer Mom: Please turn that atrocious music down, there are CHILDREN present!!!

Me: *turns it up*

Soccer Mom: OMYGOSH HOW DARE YOU, MY CHILD IS CORRUPTED BY YOUR MISBEHAVIOUR I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE and did you know that my child is an honor student??

Me: *turns up music some more* Shut up bitch.
soccer mom by huntergreen February 2, 2005

Welfare Mom 

A female who purposely produces children for the sole purpose of living off the Welfare benefits she will obtain for doing so.
Sindy doesn't need a job, she's a welfare mom. She's always getting some guy to help her make some more kids.
Welfare Mom by Sharon Love March 21, 2009

Your mom gay 

The ultimatum of the your mom gay meme
Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT

Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors

*Person 1 & 2 dies*

*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*