Juggalos

Juggalos are a group of people who are a fan of Psychopathic records.

We are not all illiterate. Some are I'm not going to lie, but their are illiterate people in most groups (unless you are in a group of geniuses of course.)

We don't all talk the same.

Ex. I talk like most so called "normal" people, and I think before I say something. I don't get why a lot of juggalos try to speak in ebonics.

We don't all confine ourselves to the music of Psychopathic records.

Ex. I know a Juggalo who listens to Screamo, and I listen to a lot of 70s/80s Metal. I'm listening to "Fight To Be Free" by Nuclear Assault right now.

We don't all dress the same. Some juggalos don't have any Psychopathic merchandise.

Ex. I wear a jean jacket with patches of metal bands on it. The juggalo I hangout with wears clothes associated with skaters, because he skates.

We are just like any other fan of music, but we tend to be more dedicated to it then many others. Just like Metalheads. Which is what I also am.

I honestly don't get all of the hate on juggalos. If you don't like us I respect that, but please have some manners keep it to yourself. That also goes to juggalos who talk crap about other people.

by DenTheNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010

Juggalo Homies

Jugglo Homies are a family. We don't give a fuck what ANYONE thinks and follow the Dark Carnival. Being a Juggalo is a way of life. You don't have to be a fan of ICP, Twizted, Dark Lotus or even Psychopathic Records. Just believing is all it takes. Believe in the Carnival and more inportantly, GOD and Shangri-La.

Yo what up Homie!
"Juggalo Homies" single

by That_Juggalo_Homie June 14, 2009

Juggernaut

A juggernaut is a message board idiot who has the entire board united against him, yet he continues to ignore everyone, insisting they are the idiots, and he is the only true intellectual that can understand any concept.

According to some juggernaut on the board, we are in the computer age, next will be the cyborg age, then the synthetic age, all in the next two decades.

by texsox April 8, 2006

Crusty Jugglers

-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.

Dude, I saw this hott girl earlier.. Now I have a bad case of the Crusty Jugglers.

by mirafone188 July 20, 2011

Juggalo/lette

The best fuckin family a guy could ask for. Im "down with the clown" so please lock up ur daughters, wifes, any any animals u have. I didnt see 1 good definition for a juggalo/lette, so i thought id give ppl a different point of view. I love my juggalo friend. i hate u. some people r retarted juggalos who have no clue what the fuck they r talking about, or what kind of image they are sending out. i love them. i hate you. We live and die for eachother, because weve been rejected by every1 else, the juggalos love u cuz u got no1 else, ur family kicked u out, and u have a strange attraction 2 dead bodies and animals. We enjoy the sight of blood and dismembered body parts and we LOVE any1 whos down with the clown... im high on acid and ive been smoking weed... and drinking... im its 4:54am... and i just commited a murder and then fucked some moose in canada eh... so take nothing ive said as fact or fiction. please kill urself

The juggalo/lette #1 Hi, im a juggalo. Please lock up ur daughters, wifes, any any animals u have. and be careful cuz i may murder you for no reason.

The not juggalo #1 Ok.

The juggalo/lette #2. Lets go dig up a body and have sex with it, its way better than having sex with a real person (who isnt a sexy ass ninjalette) because all you need is a blowdryer.

The cow #1 so ur gonna leave me just like that?

by Juggalo Fam July 11, 2010

Jugging

when you bait alot of lines, hang them from trees, and let them sit for the night with the hopes of catching a catfish or 20.

ey bo wanna go do some jugging?

arright ima go grab the boat you get da lines n beer good buddy

by Ricky Romano October 3, 2010

Juggalo

A juggalo is yes a worshiper of icp, but we are just as much of people as anyone.... those who would say WE have sex with animals, are obnoxious, uneducated, self loving, freaks, and in general say we are all talk.... are horribly misguided... Those traits are within each individual themselves.... as for the animals. if you ever TRULY knew what we stand for, or even took the time to listen before speaking out of your rear would know that we hate the currupted, sensless, and bad people of the world. We all go into one group because we are the only one that accept eachother, thats why we hate others so much.... I have not once challenged anyone to a fight... but theres plenty of people that you would call "normal" that wana hurt me just because I am different... i have not won one fight iv ever been in, but i have not ever spoke badily about those at wich i fight and lose too.. we are highly excepting... all you need to do is give us a chance.... and if you do meet a juggalo that happends to be what you would call "a bad person" or whatever, it means he has probly lived similer to me.... always made fun of, outcasted, put down, and in general ignored for no apparent reason... If i wasent able to call what i am a family... it would be a religion i put all of my being into being a juggalo... and when i die, i wana pass all of the joker cards... and go to Shangri La.

Juggalo, juggalette, wicked clown

by T!^kerb3ll March 28, 2012