bleau job

A term for creating a report in Tableau; also a term for sucking a dudes dick

Martin: Hey man, I got that bleau job ready for you
Jay: Sweet, I could really go for a good dick sucking right now
Martin: Whoa dude, I was just talking about that Tableau report
Jay: What the fuck bro, then who's gonna suck my dick?
Martin: Psyche! I was just messin' with you, you know I'm all about the D!
Jay: Hell yeah!

by mathswampman March 23, 2016

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Space job

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.

Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship

by Rodney Scholar February 24, 2010

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Job Stoppers

Visible offensive tattoos, such as "fuck You" inked across someones knuckles.

Jimmy - "how did the job interview go?"
Richie - "It went great until he noticed the two Marijuana

leafs tattooed on my neck"
Jimmy - "yeah, i thought those Job Stoppers might be a

problem"

by richieallen April 27, 2010

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Hand job

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

I knelt down by Jeff, took his cock in my hand, rubbing it up and down then put some KY on it to make it slippery. My hand sliding up and down made him so horny he could hardly help but cum like crazy. I watched his cum squirt all over his stomach and my hand.

by Cindy in Michigan January 13, 2005

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Tube Job

The act of giving one a blow job through a snorkel. It also commonly involves the wearing of scuba gear.

Chase: Man, that hooker last night gave me a tube job, snorkel and all.

Thornton: Word?

Chase: Yeah, but the snorkel was a little too small a chafed my shaft.

by SirLogik May 10, 2011

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