Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake Paul

A very talented kindhearted YouTube star who receives hate for absolutely no reason. He is smart, handsome, funny, athletic, and overall a great guy.

I would sacrifice everything to be friends with Jake Paul

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN September 22, 2023

Jake102 said

A clip from a Dhar Mann video where Jake102 said 'I bet when she steps on a scale it says to be continued'.

Person 1 : Uploads a video where the person is overweight
Comments: Jake102 said....

by Haru-Official November 1, 2023

the Jake feeling

Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.

the Jake feeling is maddening.

by theJakefeeling November 27, 2011

baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016

hooker jake

the guy right next to you that takes pipe for $2

dude that guy next to you is a HOOKER JAKE

by porkhooker June 6, 2017

little jake

lil cunt that goes to pj normally around thee apples tall smokes darts and vapes everyday is a lil bitch

"oh look down you might see little jake davis hacking a dart"

by macaroniBoi March 8, 2019