there are no such things as jokes. if you tell a joke about something you actually do or want to do it
by sexwithdolphins November 5, 2021
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Get the Kremlin’s Law mug.The revolutionary mathematical theory composed by Austin Hall that states that a subtraction or addition problem which gives the result of a negative number can in fact be interpreted to be negative or positive, whichever you decide.
"So, class we see that 3 - 6 = -3."
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
"Ah, Mr. Teacher, you're forgetting Austin's Law!"
"Oh, of course! It can be -3 or +3. You can decide!"
by BeckyofIowa October 31, 2011
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(noun, abs)
When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.
Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
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When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.
Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018
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My cousin is Steve.
Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side
Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.
Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
My cousin is Steve.
Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side
Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.
Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law
by Hunter Grant Covengton July 18, 2018
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by bullet88 August 6, 2009
Get the husband-in-law mug.California's AB 9, anti-bullying legislation known as “Seth’s Law,” aimed at providing California schools with “specific tools” to prevent and address pervasive bullying and create a safe education environment for all of the State’s students.
“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
“Seth’s Law” was named in memory of Seth Walsh a 13 year-old gay student from Tehachapi, California, who killed himself in September 2010 after facing years of relentless anti-gay harassment at school that officials effectively ignored.
dude - that kid is a fag and I'm gonna kick his ass.
Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
Dude that kid is a kid - and I'm calling the cops to report your intent to violate Seth's Law - and you're a dickless-loser.
by joe293 June 13, 2011
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